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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I never claimed I was a poet. Only that I was something like one.</description><title>It's something like poetry.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @itssomethinglikepoetry)</generator><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The archbishop</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The archbishop is standing in the bathroom&lt;br/&gt; his underwear around his ankles&lt;br/&gt; clutching a cheap electronic beard-trimmer&lt;br/&gt; trying to hurry before the charge fades and it starts to pull&lt;br/&gt; when his alarm clock begins singing &amp;#8220;If I Could Turn Back Time&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt; And he looks into the mirror &lt;br/&gt;right into his own sagging blue eyes&lt;br/&gt; and says &amp;#8220;God bless you, honey.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/28602042186</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/28602042186</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 22:54:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Your heart is guarded by griffins.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Your heart is guarded by griffins&lt;br/&gt;whose hearts are guarded by yous.&lt;br/&gt;Look at you.&lt;br/&gt;Always crouched on your feet like someone who &lt;br/&gt;just woke up cold and naked in a strange, dark place.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/11871721379</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/11871721379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:54:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It is only natural.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It is only natural&lt;br/&gt; to eviscerate yourself&lt;br/&gt; in the shower wordlessly and venomously. &lt;br/&gt;It is only natural&lt;br/&gt; to wish oneself a slight, effete, middle-aged Chinese man&lt;br/&gt; who seems to have forgotten his passport on the train.&lt;br/&gt; It is only natural&lt;br/&gt; to describe the word &amp;#8220;description&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt; with a willowy wave of the right hand.&lt;br/&gt; It is only natural&lt;br/&gt; one way or the other&lt;br/&gt; to delay the ever-approaching inevit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/6740352338</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/6740352338</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:49:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There was a girl</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There was a girl who&amp;#8217;s lips never parted because she was afraid what might escape.&lt;br/&gt; Her jeans were baggy and her shirt was flannel, her hair a wild mistake.&lt;br/&gt; She sat in the cafeteria all alone at a table with a wobbly leg.&lt;br/&gt; She listed on headphones to a glorious drone and dined on cornflakes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/2835723885</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/2835723885</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:45:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It ain't your criss-cross style.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It ain&amp;#8217;t your criss-cross style&lt;br/&gt; It ain&amp;#8217;t your lovely boots&lt;br/&gt; It ain&amp;#8217;t that thing sticking out of your mouth&lt;br/&gt; That you think makes you look cutes&lt;br/&gt; It&amp;#8217;s that wooly wooly real-like heart of yours&lt;br/&gt; That you claim goes tick tick tick&lt;br/&gt; That makes me want to gouge your eyes out&lt;br/&gt; That makes me want to be sick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/2506579370</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/2506579370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 22:19:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Two pink centimeters (apologies to Harold Brodkey)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Two pink centimeters&lt;br/&gt; Trip me up; take me out&lt;br/&gt; I am alight, aloft&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1373487915</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1373487915</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:59:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You're the kind of guy.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re the kind of guy&lt;br/&gt;who aligns his steering wheel just so,&lt;br/&gt;so he can feel his wheels roll over&lt;br/&gt;the dead squirrels in the street.&lt;br/&gt;Too cowardly to commit murder yourself&lt;br/&gt;you settle for something&lt;br/&gt;as sad and stupid as that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1301075604</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1301075604</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Untitled</title><description>&lt;p&gt;In my dream you were &lt;br/&gt;a miraculous revelation&lt;br/&gt;In ass-hugging shorts&lt;br/&gt;and a white T with the&lt;br/&gt;collar cut with scissors.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1250368857</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1250368857</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:18:57 -0400</pubDate><category>ass-hugging shorts</category></item><item><title>I wish we were Japanese.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sitting on the futon, watching a documentary about the Boston Red Sox that seems to be trying to say something larger about American culture, thinking about you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I anticipate the words on the screen like I anticipate your arrival. Except you aren&amp;#8217;t cooperating. And I worry about that in a way that can only be described as unreasonable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are on opposing poles, moving toward one another, and one day, you, luminous and strong, will speed by me, and I will catch your scent as you disappear behind me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I drink as I wait, listening to the voice-over talent and the music up and underneath. I grow disgusted with my gut, heaving between my heavy head and the keyboard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish we were Japanese, bowing to one another with a solemnity we can&amp;#8217;t comprehend. I wish we weren&amp;#8217;t of this earth. I wish we were two colluding, disruptive, glowing owls.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1213818308</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1213818308</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 22:47:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There is a type of fatigue.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There is a type of fatigue&lt;br/&gt;that occurs late in the afternoon&lt;br/&gt;late in the week&lt;br/&gt;late in the summer&lt;br/&gt;when something like a scrim&lt;br/&gt;separates you from the world&lt;br/&gt;and energy resists every effort&lt;br/&gt;to summon it&lt;br/&gt;and every attempt at &lt;br/&gt;coherent thought &lt;br/&gt;collapses into &lt;br/&gt;an ellipsis.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1098364247</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1098364247</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>fatigue</category><category>ennui</category><category>poetry of exhaustion</category></item><item><title>I am a museum.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am a museum&lt;br/&gt;exquisitely lit yet&lt;br/&gt;off limits to the touch&lt;br/&gt;of your hand&lt;br/&gt;you stop&lt;br/&gt;you stare&lt;br/&gt;you stop&lt;br/&gt;you stare&lt;br/&gt;you try&lt;br/&gt;like hell&lt;br/&gt;to understand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;!--EndFragment--&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1081341279</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1081341279</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>museum</category><category>unattainability</category><category>romantic angst</category></item><item><title>The circuitry of your body.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The circuitry of your body&lt;br/&gt;snaps, crackles and pops&lt;br/&gt;like the twigs and leaves&lt;br/&gt;underneath your feet&lt;br/&gt;as you run from the cops.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1042664226</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1042664226</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:50:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm the guy whose hand is on your girlfriend's shoulder.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m the guy whose hand is on your girlfriend&amp;#8217;s shoulder&lt;br/&gt;In that one picture on her Facebook page&lt;br/&gt;It is not due to carelessness or lack of skill on her part&lt;br/&gt;That my hand escaped her iPhoto cropping tool&lt;br/&gt;Just as it is neither by mistake nor by mere coincidence &lt;br/&gt;That I dwell in the darkest corners of her mind&lt;br/&gt;Lurking like a rouge alley cat&lt;br/&gt;Eyes gleaming wildly in the twilight&lt;br/&gt;Watching &amp;#8212; always watching&lt;br/&gt;As you lay next to her at night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1037157660</link><guid>http://itssomethinglikepoetry.tumblr.com/post/1037157660</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:10:00 -0400</pubDate><category>poetry</category><category>Facebook</category><category>obsession</category><category>creepy</category></item></channel></rss>
